Let’s Make a Meme: Nomi Malone Licking Things

After I produced my Photoshop masterpiece, Nomi Malone: MTA Enthusiast, it was only a matter of time before I asked myself, What comes after greatness? Since it’s all creatively downhill after you photoshop a stripper on the subway, I figured why not try and contribute to internet meme-dom with an entire series of Nomi Malone licking things—a No-meme Malone, if you will. After all, even Icarus needed something to do during the fall.

So ladies and gentlemen, without further adieu, my first round of contributions to Nomi Malone Licking Things. Things like…

…a giant cheeseburger:

…a bottle of ketchup:

…the Empire State Building:

…Jurassic Park:

…the Tardis:

…the Statue of Taweret in Lost:

…Al Pacino in Cruising:

…Lana Del Rey on SNL:

…a Times Square “Miss Piggy” in Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt:

…and a bowl of sausage gravy being eyed by Fat Betty Draper:

Well, that’s it…for round one! Feel free to download the jpeg template to make your own. And don’t forget to share your own No-meme Malones  in the comments or on the Nobody Puts Baby in a Horner Facebook page!