Because It’s the Internet, Tons of F’ing Sequins (Jake Benson Remix)
November 18, 2010

tons of fucking sequins guy

When you think about the way the internet tends to work, this was simply inevitable, but that doesn’t make it any less dazzling.  Interweb sensation (and NPBiaH personal favorite) “Tons of F’ing Sequins” has done got itself a remix, so throw on your tackiest pair of parachute pants and grab your glow sticks because we’re gonna rave up in this bitch!  “Tons of F’ing Sequins (Jake Beson Remix),” y’all: (more…)

This Guy Really Loves His Sequins
November 15, 2010

Here’s a video in which a grown man drops the F-bomb during a live news report from a Seattle Goodwill.  If you happen to be at work, pinkies out and earphones up, obviously.  No matter where you happen to be, though, it’s totally worth watching, OBVIOUSLY:

Sure, at first you might think that his language is a little extreme.  After all, their might be children watching, and–come now, queen–it’s only sequins!  But if that’s honestly how you feel, allow me to remind you of a few important things:

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