Saturday Soap Opera Slap Supercut
March 5, 2016

Here’s a montage of someone’s “favorite soap opera slaps”, which is nearly nine blissful minutes of ACTING, SLAPPING, and REACTING (to being slapped). What else were you going to do with your Saturday, laundry?

And Now, Sage Advice from RuPaul
December 9, 2012

I think she doesn’t want us to f*ck it up, y’all, but I’m just spitballing here.

Also, after seeing four gag-worthy seasons of RuPaul’s Drag Race runway eleganza so succinctly cut together, am I the only one that feels like picking a favorite look is like the drag queen Sophie’s choice? For realsies, how do I decide? I love them ALL.

Much love to World of Wonder by way of Vulture for this one.

In Honor of Revenge’s Most Anticipated Return to TV, Here’s “Sh*t Hamptons Matriarchs Say”
April 4, 2012

When a stripper bludgeons a private dick to death with a tire iron, you know you’re in the presence of prime time soap opera perfection, so I’d say you should be watching Revenge if you aren’t already, but really, why bother? This supercut of Victoria Grayson’s best bon mots of bitchiness and gilded nuggets of Hamptons upper-crust c*ntery speaks for itself:

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Somebody Get Lana Del Rey a Thesaurus! Quickly! Posthaste!
February 2, 2012

Ever since my dear friend Shmathan introduced me to Lana Del Rey several months back– and particularly once she bombed on SNL and promptly exploded all over the pop culture zeitgeist (for which I blame Shmathan personally. About the exploding, not the bombing.)–I’ve been thinking a good bit about the internet’s favorite bee-stung hipster-dreamgirl Rubik’s cube. But this post isn’t about me and my words. No no, this is about Lana Del using her words. Well, two of them: beautiful and gorgeous. Behold, a supercut:

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I Am Ron Parks and Recreation’s Ron Swanson
July 8, 2011


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Both of us love putting bacon on things. Both of us have a possibly questionable relationship with food. Both of us get behind strippers (not like that, ew, but I have my reasons) but get behind free breakfast buffets even more. I don’t mind salads, though, so I guess the truth is that I wish I was Ron Swanson.

Still, it’s important to have goals in life.

Much love to Warming Glow by way of Buzzfeed for this one.

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