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Both of us love putting bacon on things. Both of us have a possibly questionable relationship with food. Both of us get behind strippers (not like that, ew, but I have my reasons) but get behind free breakfast buffets even more. I don’t mind salads, though, so I guess the truth is that I wish I was Ron Swanson.
Still, it’s important to have goals in life.
Much love to Warming Glow by way of Buzzfeed for this one.