Nobody Puts Baby in a Horner’s Good Parenting Corner
June 25, 2010

It has come to my attention that good parenting no longer involves simply dressing your baby up like a bag full of money:

No no, if you want to make sure that you raise an upstanding member of society who is free of any and all social ills and moral deviances, you have to start with ’em young, so please be sure to race your babies:


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