Allow Me to Introduce Riff Raff, Your New Favorite Riff Raff
July 28, 2011

Buzzfeed hopes he’s a troll, but as Videogum points out, Riff Raff previously appeared on that MTV show From G’s to Gents, so Riff Raff is either like the Lady Gaga of white rappers (possibly?) or completely out of his damn mind (probably). Whatever. From those fancy pants (gay pirates are in this season?) to those glasses (I can’t) to name checking Tony Chachere (pork chops!), everything about this video is 100% magic. F*ck it. Make that 110%. My point is that this Riff Raff is obviously our new favorite Riff Raff, and since I hate confrontation, I think I’ll let Heidi Klum take it from here:


The Necky Is the Perfect Secret Santa Gift to Anonymously Say, “You’re Lazy. And I Hate You.”
December 15, 2009

Wait, what?  You’re waging a cultural battle against scarves because they’re too confusing and frequently ineffective and quite possibly death traps, and your solution is like a turtleneck bib made out of fleece and some velcro?  And you mean to pawn off “designer leopard” as a color as well?  UGH.  The only people lazier than every single person involved in the conceptualization, production, and advertising of the Necky are the people who will indubitably think that the Necky is a practical item that will improve their standard of living.  Seriously, people, TRY HARDER.

That said, I imagine the end of the scarves’ hegemonic oppression and the beginning of such a brave new Neckied world would look even lazier still, which can only mean dated pop culture references and amateurish Photoshopping skillz, so basically this:


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