I mostly know of Germany through Tom Tykwer’s movies and going to an Oktoberfest years ago in Georgia, so I’ve clearly got much to learn about the Germans and their culture. Fortunately, this ad has given me a little more insight about the land of bratwurst Rainer Werner Fassbinder, which is that apparently German women go batshit crazy for a sale:
Hot damn, German women are clearly not afraid to cut a bitch if the price is right! Or club a bitch with her own dismembered arm, for that matter. It’s safe to say that, in between constant trips to the emergency room, you love to go shopping with all of these German women because they’re clearly your fag hags.
I guess I can now add “They’re rather aggressive during a recession” to my list German trivia facts, which also includes bon mots of factual wisdom like “Sauerkraut is delicious” and “Germans really know a thing or two about beer.” As the Germans would say, fantastisch.
More importantly, though, Hollywood really needs to important this director like he’s the new German Expressionism. He could totally expand this into a full-length feature; it’d be like Battle Royale meets Confessions of a Shopaholic. I totally would see that opening day, and don’t even try and pretend you wouldn’t as well.
Cheers to Videogum for finding this through copyranter.