Ooh, Heaven Is a Place on the Corner of 6th Ave and 37th Street
March 11, 2015

Chik-fil-A NYC

Or at least it will be come this summer…

Crain’s New York Business is reporting that Chick-fil-A is set to open a three-story (!!!) restaurant at the corner of Sixth Avenue and West 37th Street later this summer. That’s mere blocks from where I work and one step closer to traveling to being so morbidly obese I travel by Rascal. *sigh* On the plus side, now I one less reason to consider leaving New York City, at least until they close all the White Castles and affordable rent goes the way of the dodo, the dinosaur, and my dignity. So give it a couple more years, okay Atlanta?

And yes, I’m aware that Chick-fil-A is a Homo No-No in certain circles, to which I say:

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Welcome to 2010! Now Here’s a Lesson in How to Catfight Like a Lady
January 5, 2010

Happy new year/decade, y’all!  Seeing as it’s now January 5th, we should obviously file this under my inimitable sense of blog timeliness, but can you blame me?  You’d be taking your sweet time getting back into the swing of things if you were missing the following deliciousness like the desert misses the rain:

Brokeback Mountain jokes are still relevant in 2010, right?  Whatever.  Between the chicken biscuits and that damn Polynesian sauce that they inexplicably insist on calling Polynesian sauce because I guess that’s less culturally insensitive than “Sweet and Sour sauce” (?), I’m already trying to figure out how I get myself to Paramus, New Jersey just so I can get myself another Chick-fil-A fix.  Don’t judge me.

ANYWAYS, now that we’re back in action, I think it’s appropriate that we discuss the human train wreck that is season four of Bad Girls Club because I just got caught up this weekend.  And because this catfight is the classiest thing I’ve seen in ages:

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Happy Holidays From Nobody Puts Baby in a Horner
December 23, 2009

You may think I’m being hyperbolic with this visual metaphor, but I’ll be back in Georgia over the holidays, which means I’ll once again have Chick-fil-A in my life, and I’m sorry, but have you had their chicken biscuits?  They’re mouth crack, but worse because at least crack keeps your girlish figure (lol and jk, y’all, DON’T DO DRUGS!).  Just sayin’.

Anyways, there probably won’t be much crazy coming from this corner of the internet over the next week or so, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t check back in or tell your friends about this cramazing or even become a fan on Facebook (you can thank Brenda for the last one, and seriously, you’d better thank her)!  My point is, have a wonderful holiday, y’all.  Eat well, be safe, and remember: a real queen sips her cocktails with her pinkies out, so add a touch of class to your holiday season and keep those pinkies out.

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