He Used to Love Doggy Chow, Too
April 11, 2015

craigslist missed connection cat food manners

Cristal: You’ve got great manners. They’re really beautiful.

Nomi: Thanks.

Cristal: I like nice manners. I always have, how about you?

Nomi: I like having nice manners.

Cristal: How you like having ’em?

Nomi: What do you mean?

Cristal: You know what I mean.

Nomi: I like having them with a fork, in a can of cat food.

[hamburgermilk via I Have Seen The Whole Of The Internet]

This eHarmony Girl Loves Cats: REEEEEEEMIIIIIIIX!!!!!!!
July 8, 2011

I was perfect.“–This internet video remix.

Much love to Geekosystem by way of Videogum for this one.

This eHarmony Girl Loves Cats
June 9, 2011

I told you so.

Much love to Videogum for this one.

TGIF! Now Here’s a Valentine I Made for the Hopelessly Single Person in Your Life
February 12, 2010


I think you’ll agree that the macaroni’s the finishing touch that really says, “I love you because I made this myself.”  Even though you didn’t, which probably means you don’t.

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