So I’m not really one for useless random lists that rank the best anything in movies (unless it’s by the AFI, in which I then incessantly pick it apart as if it were a personal affront or affirmation), particularly when these list are generated by sloppy research base of unqualified hooligans that probably spend way to much time on the IMDB message boards debating just how hot Megan Fox is in Transformers (rule of thumb, kids: girls that look like diseased strippers are not hot) and who shot first (Han or Greedo? WHO CARES?). They also call each other “gay” when their opinions clash, and they tend to have spelling and grammar skills that make most second graders look like Yale graduates. Point being, these lists don’t deserve to be reported as news because their research pool are constantly poisoned by men in their mid-30s who still live at home with their mothers. In the basement. These people are frequently ignorant and all-around awful, so I probably should’ve just ignored this and moved along with my day. But sometimes I just can’t.
ANYWAYS. I digress.
I saw this little “news” item over on Celebitchy and got school-girl giddy. Apparently, a poll was conducted to compile a list of the 20 “Most Timeless Beauties.” Color me intrigued. And guess who won?
She really is the prettiest! Those cheekbones! That smile! Her eyes! And look at her appropriated image sell the hell out of some Gap skinny jeans:
I could never wear those pants because a) I have my mother’s hips and b) I’m not a girl, but if I didn’t have my mothers hips and an XY chromosome set, I’d totally rock those pants. And by “rock those pants,” I mean do that dance to AC/DC’s “Back in Black” in the privacy of my own bedroom. And then maybe post it to Youtube.
Maybe this list can be trusted, right? (Wrong.) Let’s see who’s number two!