This Krispy Kreme Hot Dog Is Not an April Fools’ Joke, Y’all

krispy kreme hot dog I repeat: this Krispy Kreme Hot Dog is not an April Fools’ joke, y’all. It is a cross-promotion between the New Castle Krispy Kreme and the Wilmington Blue Rocks, a minor league baseball team in Wilmington, Delaware. The Krispy Kreme Hot Dog is a hot dog covered in bacon, drizzled with raspberry jam, and served inside a Krispy Kreme doughnut.

It’s “a new chapter in ballpark concessions”, and that chapter is titled “Sweet Jesus.” It’s a reminder that there is no crying in baseball, but there is an ever-present threat of cardiac arrest. It’s a desperate howl from the monster mouth of a national pastime gone awry. The Krispy Kreme Hot Dog is why you’re Shaq fat, America, and it’s why I wish I knew how to quit you: brokeback doughnut dog [via Salon]

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  1. Are you going to try one? I wondered if you would add it to your culinary delights like the bacon doughnut double cheeseburger or the double down.

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    • Of course I will! Not sure it’s worth a trip to Delaware, but I can for sure make my own at home, so I intend to!

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