With only a year’s supply of water left, Californians are eager to find ways to conserve water pronto! One of the suggestions I keep hearing about is taking a navy shower, but when you look up how to take a navy shower, you get videos like the one above: informative, serviceable, and not one single sexy famous person in sight! Seriously, is California’s diminishing water supply even an issue if much, much prettier people aren’t telling us it’s a problem? No! And will we pay attention unless it’s a packaged in a listicle that guarantees at least a little nip? NO. There’s but one sensible solution: navy shower educational videos by super hot celebrities.
That’s why I’ve put together this proposed list of twelve blistering hot celebrities who should Show Us Some Peen If You Want Us to Go Green™. The thirst is real, after all, but if these celebs don’t drop trou to take a stand for navy showers, it’s gonna get literal for California, y’all:
Steve Carrell’s head ruined everything the first time, so the internet doth demand a do-over.
Zac Snyder should direct Cavill’s How-To video, because the Signature Zac Snyder Shot is someone dripping in water in slow motion.
I prefer ye olde Fat Pratt, but I won’t kick him out of bed for eating crackers. In fact, I’d encourage it.
He puts the hot in the hot garbage that is Grey’s Anatomy.
I know this is all about navy showers, but f**k it. Hamm can leave the suit on, if he wants.
Just his d**k, though. It’s the only time people seemed actually excited about seeing him in that movie.
She’s not a whore; she’s a water conservation enthusiast!
Channel Orange is a brilliant album, so the soundtrack to a Frank Ocean navy showers video would be top-shelf, but let’s call a spade a spade: I wanted an excuse to post this selfie.
Helmut Berger looks well, wouldn’t you agree?
There are two kinds of Looking fans: those who ship Richie with Patrick, and those who are WRONG. This video’s for the former.
A controversial choice, perhaps, but if you’re gonna get the internet to make like Paula Deen and squirt butter, you’d better serve them some piping hot Blonde Ambition Space Wolf gorgeousness.
They’re already plenty used to barely getting cleaned anyways, so this would be totally method!
So there you have it: 12 Hot Celebrities Who Should Teach Us How to Navy Shower! Feel free to let me know your own picks in the comments below!