I’d bother offering some context for this clip from last week’s Glee, but then I’d have to admit I’ve been watching the never-ending bath salt nightmare of a South Florida theater kid, so shhhhh. All that matters is that Gina Gershon showed up to play Blaine’s mother, and–more importantly–she was joined by Jennifer Coolidge (!!!), Gloria Estefan (!?!), and a Suze Orman’s Midwestern dopplegänger (…) to sing the Pointer Sisters classic “I’m So Excited” (.gif .gif .gif):
Ugh, I love this like Cristal loved Doggie Chow. And the layers of metatextual camp are staggering, when you Elizabeth Berkley about it.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go break up that dreamy blouse from that common twink, Kurt. There’s always someone older and hungrier (for love, companionship, and a buffet-style reception dinner) coming down the aisle after you.