Blah Blah Blah Magic Mike XXL Teaser Trailer Blah Blah Blah

Words are meaningless when it comes to something like this Magic Mike XXL teaser trailer. Channing Tatum has clearly learned from the poet laureate of ridiculous stripper movies, Joe Eszterhas: when all else fails, THRUST IT! As a result, ladies and gentlemen of a certain persuasion are already clutching their pearls and clicking their way to Fandango, and I don’t even have to be bothered with a pithy title. Thrust it, indeed.

Thousands of sad bachelorette parties are already being planned around this movie’s release, though you’d better be careful when you next see Martha from accounting passing out handmade invitations. Word around the water cooler is she’ll be throwing another one of her “Single and LOVING IT” parties, because she’s got sixteen cats, zero prospects, and a grim sense of irony. [via Vulture]

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