If you ask me, the Super Bowl was Super Blah. Katy Perry was serviceable if not particularly spectacular, football continues to baffle and bore, and Russell Wilson didn’t ask me to be his boyfriend. In a GIF, I was bored. I was so bored.
There was one highlight last night, though, and that was this Esurance commercial starring Lindsay Lohan:
Better still, this commercial takes me back to one of my most cherished reported Lindsay Lohan shenanigans (or Lohanigans, if you will): “Move that cone!” era Lindsay Lohan. Seriously, move that cone, and while you’re at it, those children, too! Don’t you know who she is? She’s
a woman between the ages of 25 and 35 Lindsay Lohan!