Today in Poor Life Choices: Mischa Barton Regrets Starring in The O.C.

mischa-barton-vapestickIf the above picture is any indication, Mischa Barton recently took a break from perfecting her boho American Horror Story: Coven cosplay and sat down for an interview with Metro to talk about being new FACE of Vapestick. Since that story is probably just as exciting as it doesn’t sound like at all, Metro went with Mischa taking a kitten swipe at her past success instead:

‘Probably not,’ the British-American star mulled on whether she’d take up the role again after her life derailed following fame in The O.C.

‘It’s something I came so close to not doing. I had a really great thing with film. People say be grateful for what you have but it certainly not the kind of thing I was expecting it to be…I’ve kind of seen it all.’

“I had a really great thing with film”? “It’s something I came so close to not doing”?!? “Probably not”?!?!? YOU’RE TEARING ME APART, LISA MISCHA!!!

Sure, these comments might be being exaggerated by Metro (possibly!) or myself (no, never…), but the fact remains that The O.C. is great (except for that terrible third season with the public school kids), and the second season of The O.C. is the greatest. Nobody should ever have regrets about The O.C., particularly Season 2.

Everything about The O.C.‘s second season was completely fucking ridiculous in all the best ways, and Hurricane Marissa Cooper was frequently at the center of it all. Take this scene where she took her hot gardner boyfriend to her dad’s going away party as revenge against her mom but got completely loaded before hand and ended up acting like Sesame Street’s shit-starting indigent muppet, Tequila Monster:

YES! How could anybody have any regrets about this? It’s perfection. Seriously, doesn’t anybody appreciate art anymore?!?

Oh well, I guess we’re all allowed to have our O.C. regrets. I regret watching the third season, and Mischa Barton regrets starring in any of it! We’re all entitled to our mistakes! Thank goodness Mischa has being Vapestick’s next Supreme to twirl back on…


[Story from Metro and images via UsWeekly]

One Response

  1. I definitely think Mischa Barton is an interesting mess–not the major disaster of Lohan, but she managed to screw up her career royally nonetheless. I don’t know if you made up Vapestick (if so, I like it) but it’s still better than tweeting a $2 Quisno’s sub coupon.

    Always lovely to see you blogging again.


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