With Christmas a mere twelve days away, now’s the right and proper time to check in and see what Drew Droege’s utterly brilliant, barbe-quoi-lovin’ faux Chloë Sevigny (Flauxë Sevigny?), is getting for the twelve days of Christmas, so let’s go see what Chloe’s true love got her, shall we?
Ugh. She got Barbados and a husband poisoner for Chreestmoss?!? Oh, that Chloe. When she isn’t getting the very best gifts, she’s giving us the next best thing: HOODED BABY AFGHANS WOVEN FROM PURE ENVY (by re-animator’ed Elsa Schiaparelli).