In Honor of Courtney Stodden’s Birthday: Courtney Stodden Tweets Read by a Drag Queen!

Seeing as it’s Courtney Stodden’s “18th” birthday today, you’d probably think the day simply can’t get any better. She’s no longer a child bride AND she’ll continue to serve 16-going-on-37 glamazon realness. See? Dreams really do come true, y’all! (Your dreams are made of the hungry scent of internet celebrity and a bathtub of fake tanner, I guess.)

Anyways, in honor of this special occasion, here are two videos of a beatnik drag queen by the name of Janvier doing interpretive readings of Ms. Stodden’s sensual tweets, which really highlight her sensual grasp of the English language:

Oh, that Courtney Stodden. I think we can all agree that she is such a poet. She burns when she limits herself to 140 characters. Happy birthday!

[GIF via VH1 Celebrity]

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One Response

  1. Two posts this week! I feel deliciously spoiled.

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