The problem with taking a break from moonlighting as a highly adored, internationally famous blogger is that you constantly have a gaggle of screaming fans begging you to go back to blogging. “Oh, how we miss you! Oh, how we need you!” their gaping maws craw like sickly orphans starved of camp, wit, and the “occasional” Showgirls reference.
Naturally, I’m may be exaggerating a tad seeing as:
- By gaggle of screaming fans, I mean two friends.
- By internationally famous, I mean One of them is from England.
- By highly adored, I mean sometimes my mother reads this, too.
Anyways, it’s become rather clear that my public (two friends and a mother…on occasion) needs me, and who am I to refuse? So, like the above photo of Joan Crawford returning to MGM Studios to film Torch Song, I too shall come back to the old fold. (This is nothing like that whatsoever, but let’s pretend.) Or, to mix iconic-camp-moment metaphors:
I’m ready for my close-up, Mr. DeBlog! I am big; it’s the blogs that got to small! Blah blah blah, whatever, I’M BACK!
[Image by way of eBay.]