It’s Monday, y’all, and I don’t know what the weather’s like in your neck of the woods, but it’s cold and rainy and definitely not indicative that spring is anywhere near up here in New York City, so I figured if it won’t actually be warm, let’s at least warm the cockles of our hearts:
Obviously this portrait’s doing the trick.
It’s clear this kid understands that it takes more than just a yellow mesh muscle shirt or a pair of spandex pants to get the sort of look that simply screams, “WORK, BITCH!” No no, you’d best be putting them together, and you’ll also need a rat tail that would make Vidal Sassoon and his “five point” haircut weep tears made out of deep conditioner and seething jealousy. Most importantly, though, you really need a pair of ballet flats.
I mean, can we all just agree that it’s the ballet flats that really pull this together? They’re the perfect finishing touch to an already dazzling ensemble, plus they really–and I mean really–have me hoping that we get a Black Swan sequel where Natalie Portman’s Nina Sayers tirelessly attempts to once again achieve perfection, and by that I mean this look. They can call it Black Swan 2: Ferocious Rat Tail Fabu-galoo, and it can co-star this kid as Mila Kunis. Seriously, my fingers are crossed so hard I’m splitting the nails! Attack it! ATTACK IT!