Here’s a video in which a grown man drops the F-bomb during a live news report from a Seattle Goodwill. If you happen to be at work, pinkies out and earphones up, obviously. No matter where you happen to be, though, it’s totally worth watching, OBVIOUSLY:
Sure, at first you might think that his language is a little extreme. After all, their might be children watching, and–come now, queen–it’s only sequins! But if that’s honestly how you feel, allow me to remind you of a few important things:
- If it’s not Justin Bieber, kids these days just don’t give a shit, and some Seattle queen all jazzed up on the razzle dazzle of “tons of fucking sequins” and dropping F-bombs is not Justin Bieber, so these kids probably won’t give a shit. In fact, two teenagers with Justin Bieber Google alerts just came by this post, realized it’s not about Justin Bieber, made a Taylor Momsen face (equal parts stink face, teenage petulance, and drowned raccoon), and then promptly went back to not giving a shit.
- If Showgirls has taught me one thing, it’s that dancing ain’t fucking, and everybody’s got AIDS and shit; and if Showgirls has taught me another thing, it would be that sequins make everything, and I mean everything, more fabulous.
So really, when you think about it just a little bit more, this man’s reaction is perfectly reasonable in every way.