I’m not saying that we need a remake of What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?, and that’s because you really can’t improve upon Robert Aldrich’s masterpiece of high camp horror. That said, I would like the above image be exhibit A in that–if there were to be a What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? remake–John Schlesinger should helm it, and he should cast Karen Black in the role of Baby Jane AND Blanche Hudson. Sure, you might expect me to push for everyone’s favorite hard-boiled-egg enthusiast to reprise one of the roles (either would do, really), but is there a band devoted to the voluptuous horror of Faye Dunaway, or even just some slightly curvaceous creepiness? No, I didn’t think so.
And as usual, don’t hesitate to click to enlarge and appreciate the (garish) fabulousness of it all.
[Update: In an embarrassing oversight brought to light in the comments, John Schlesinger sadly passed away in 2003. Looks like a certain fantasy project just went from improbable to impossible.]