Remember that one time Katy Perry tweeted this?
And how it was most likely in response to a certain someone’s “shocking” (it was not shocking) latest video? No? Because you, like me, try and avoid Katy Perry like a plague
Anyways, the music video for Katy Perry’s “California Gurls” arrived on the interwebs yesterday, and though it may have already been yanked, its brief appearance has already left us a single GIF to remind us what a not-a-fart joke looks like (and be sure to click the image and see this mess in motion):
Ermm, that’s…neat? Sure, let’s go with that: neat.
I mean, technically this isn’t a cheap fart joke, so I don’t think we need to totally call out Katy Perry for hypocritical shenanigans. Mostly because that’ll probably only just encourage her. But also? This innuendo is about as subtle as a punch to the (whipped-cream canon) tit, and while I can appreciate–hell, even delight in–the outlandish heights of cartoonishly ridicusexual absurdity that it reaches, let’s also never forget that Katy Perry achieved her fame by titillating audiences with a dance-pop ode to fauxsbianism, which could never be misconstrued as a cheap ploy to advance your career. After all, it’s exactly what Nomi Malone would do.