The Official Nobody Puts Baby in a Horner Response to Lady Gaga’s “Telephone” ft. Beyoncé

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Because sometimes–particularly times in which Lady Gaga dispels rumors of her hermaphroditism by flashing her vajadge and having a super butch lady cop comment “I told you she didn’t have a dick,” as well as times in which her “Telephone” video is chockfull of shit like ferocious catfights and cigarette sunglasses and cola-can curlers and the Pussy Wagon from Kill Bill and a dance number about making a ham sandwich and Beyonce ACTING and eating a honey bun, which pretty much makes said video the single most fabulous ride on the Gay Train Express, destination: Bonkerstown–just one head ‘splosion simply won’t do.

That is all.

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7 Responses

  1. Basically, yes.

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  2. ‘An error ocurred, please try again later’.

    But, but…

    NOES!

    I must quest after it now.

    Damn you.

    -shakes fist-

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  3. That. was. EPIC.

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  4. you’re head explosion graphic is so perfect, and too fabulous. i actually literally just finished watching paparazzi and telephone back to back. if i could i’d insert my own explosion graphic here:

    boom.

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  5. God – I am hungry after seeing this! And…better than some of the Whitney Biennial videos… god I love Ga

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  6. […] of ho boots.  I’m not complaining.  I’m just saying that for the first time in quite a while, even a GIF of the exploding head from Scanners simply won’t encapsulate the mind-blowing […]

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  7. […] insane and/or deliriously campy (two qualities I’ve long adored in Lady Gaga’s oeuvre), but I suppose restraint is the price of artistic growth, so […]

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