Desperate times call for desperate measures, which–in the case of still not having the music video for Lady Gaga’s “Telephone” in our lives–apparently means posting a video of an 8-year-old working it like Lady Gaga on the Brazilian version of Britain’s Got Talent,Qual é o seu Talento?:
Ermm, I hope that Lil’ Lady Gaga’s got proportional dwarfism and is actually a 33-year-old Russian prostitute with a penchant for not wearing pants; otherwise, Brazil’s got some ‘splainin’ to do.
I mean, it’s vaguely uncomfortable how much the audience is enjoying this performance. Particularly Brazilian Kenny Rogers:
I take that back. It’s totally uncomfortable.
That said, Mini Miss Gaga makes me want to raise a daughter in Brazil just so I can dress her up like a drag queen and send her to the local gay bar with some limp dick jokes and a couple of Judy Garland standards. She’d be utterly adorable, and I’d be a shoe-in for Mommie Dearest of the Year (a wire hanger spray painted gold and hot glued to a plaque found in the discount bin of the neighborhood Dollar Store).