Lil’ Lady Gaga Is Precocious. And Proof That Brazil Is Bonkers

Desperate times call for desperate measures, which–in the case of still not having the music video for Lady Gaga’s “Telephone” in our lives–apparently means posting a video of an 8-year-old working it like Lady Gaga on the Brazilian version of Britain’s Got Talent,Qual é o seu Talento?:

Ermm, I hope that Lil’ Lady Gaga’s got proportional dwarfism and is actually a 33-year-old Russian prostitute with a penchant for not wearing pants; otherwise, Brazil’s got some ‘splainin’ to do.

I mean, it’s vaguely uncomfortable how much the audience is enjoying this performance.  Particularly Brazilian Kenny Rogers:

I take that back.  It’s totally uncomfortable.

That said, Mini Miss Gaga makes me want to raise a daughter in Brazil just so I can dress her up like a drag queen and send her to the local gay bar with some limp dick jokes and a couple of Judy Garland standards.  She’d be utterly adorable, and I’d be a shoe-in for Mommie Dearest of the Year (a wire hanger spray painted gold and hot glued to a plaque found in the discount bin of the neighborhood Dollar Store).

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