I used to think that the most excitement you could have with going to the bathroom is eating four Filet-O-Fish sandwiches at the same time:
Anyways, apparently I was wrong:
Spectacular. It’s like a Choose Your Own Adventure, but for bowel movements!
All joking aside, it’s pretty clear that we all need a Wow Toilet in our life. Think about it. You could get companies to sponsor your toilet, which is a great way to make money and announce to your guests that you’re a corporate whore. I mean, maybe it’s just me, but I’d gladly have a picture of Steve Jobs staring back at me every time I used the loo if it got me any closer to an iPad.
And, if nothing else, you can have your customizable Wow Toilet match this striking bathroom set:
Because the only thing besides excitement that’s missing from going to bathroom is nightmares.