I won’t bother going into the curious chain of events that lead me to scouring YouTube for Liz Phair’s ridiculously catchy and gloriously NSFW ode to a certain bodily fluid because I like to have a little mystery every once and a while. Also, I’m not the one who used “H.W.C.” in their homoerotic Dumbledore fan video, so I shouldn’t have to explain myself right now:
I mean, on one hand, there’s this moment that reminds us why the internet is the best:
Which, coupled with the song, makes me think whoever made this video intended this to be a joke. A really awkward, NAMBLAriffic joke. Particularly at the 1:25 mark.
On the other hand, though, Chris Hanson’s still taking our asses straight to Azkaban for this one. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 muggle dollars.
On the plus side, we’ll have plenty of time to write thank you letters to Dance with Shadows for making Brokeback Dumbledore a reality.