I cannot convey to you in words how much this delights me, but DVDActive is reporting that Homecoming is at long last arriving on DVD April 27th. Obviously this is a good thing because I know we’ve all been waiting an eternity (or since last summer) to witness Mischa Barton channel Kathy Bates in Misery and bring on the crazy in a hardcore way. And for those of you who haven’t been waiting for Homecoming grace your eyeballs like a thousand golden rays of batshit bonkers sunshine, allow me to repost the trailer to remind you how you live a joyless existence and generally fail at life:
Um, there’s a scene where Mischa Barton takes a bed pan to the face. The face! If that doesn’t indicate how much this movie DEMANDS our support, then I don’t know what does. Also, let’s not forget how Mischa’s currently guesting as a hooker named Gladys on Law & Order: SVU in order to pay the bills. Girl could probably use the residual check.
Most importantly, though, Homecoming is apparently the movie in which Mischa Barton can has ham sandwich:
MENACING. And apparently “sexy” too, which basically makes Mischa Barton the Sharon Stone of sandwich consumption. Seriously, how can you say no to that? Oh wait, I forgot.