Our Prayers Have Been Answered! Homecoming Is Finally Coming to DVD

I cannot convey to you in words how much this delights me, but DVDActive is reporting that Homecoming is at long last arriving on DVD April 27th.  Obviously this is a good thing because I know we’ve all been waiting an eternity (or since last summer) to witness Mischa Barton channel Kathy Bates in Misery and bring on the crazy in a hardcore way.  And for those of you who haven’t been waiting for Homecoming grace your eyeballs like a thousand golden rays of batshit bonkers sunshine, allow me to repost the trailer to remind you how you live a joyless existence and generally fail at life:

Um, there’s a scene where Mischa Barton takes a bed pan to the face.  The face!  If that doesn’t indicate how much this movie DEMANDS our support, then I don’t know what does.  Also, let’s not forget how Mischa’s currently guesting as a hooker named Gladys on Law & Order: SVU in order to pay the bills.  Girl could probably use the residual check.

Most importantly, though, Homecoming is apparently the movie in which Mischa Barton can has ham sandwich:

MENACING.  And apparently “sexy” too, which basically makes Mischa Barton the Sharon Stone of sandwich consumption.  Seriously, how can you say no to that?  Oh wait, I forgot.

YOU CAN’T.

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  1. I saw it a few months ago. It’s seriously batshit crazy. And it’s one of my personal favorites of the crazy lady trashy movies. Mischa Barton has this odd accent in it that simply can’t be explained. Morgan J. Freeman directed it… he’s no dummy.

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