You Haven’t Really Nightmared Until You’ve Nightmared the Nobel Funk Off

I’m not telling you a damn thing about this video other than it’s branded its nightmarish imagery of melted-faced hell spawn deep in my brain, and I’m not about to suffer this one alone:

GAAAAAAH!

I don’t know what this video is for, but I can definitely tell you I don’t want it, and I will do absolutely everything in my power to make sure I don’t get it.  Music lessons?  Whoops, I just cut off all my fingers!  Funk bands?  I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the scalding pokers in my ears!  World Peace?  It’s like Miranda July said:

You heard me, latex-faced tranny Mother Teresa: FUCK PEACE!

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to wash out my eyes with bleach. 

Oh, and you can blame Videogum and the folks at ANIMAL for your newfound inability to ever sleep again.

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