Rudy Giuliani Is One Classy Broad

Every time I look at this incredible picture of Rudy Giuliani in drag, a little piece of my soul dies and a tiny part of my brain explodes from the overwhelming happiness of it all:

Rudy Giuliani in Drag

Yes.  

Of course, it’s only natural to look at this and think that Rudy Giuliani would make the sort of drag queen that would bark at you in his man voice about how he’s going to fuck you up and put this cigar out in your face, right?  WRONG.

Ladies and gentleman, I present to you incontrovertible videographic evidence that–when it comes to being in drag–Rudy Giuliani is a respectable lady:

Told you so.

More importantly, though, I think this video’s an excellent reminder that you can’t just go and nuzzle up in a lady’s dirty pillows without first taking her out to dinner for the lobster thermidor.  Not even Donald Trump can get away with something so shameless, and he gets away with that hair on a daily basis.  

Then again, I suspect Rudy’s scent is White Diamonds by Elizabeth Taylor, and we all know how the smell of a blowsy geriatric with a fondness for cheap gin is simply irresistible.

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  1. um….what….

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