Is Sandra Lee is My New Favorite Food Lady?

Despite the fact that I’ve never met a meal I didn’t like (and I’ve even had the McDonald’s Filet-O-Fish, which probably says many a thing about my cast-iron stomach and my utter lack of any culinary sensibilities), I’m not a Food Network junkie.   This is particularly curious seeing as Food Network plays home to my Southern-fried soulmate, Paula Deen:

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Seriously, this lady that advocates eating like heart-attacks are the new dogs-in-purses and speaks with an accent that’s thicker than sawmill gravy.  She’s completely crazy, but in the best way possible (i.e., with ample amounts of butter).  I was all but certain that my love for her could never be challenged, but–like the best laid schemes of mice and men–I had not anticipated witnessing the mind-altering brilliance that is this highly concentrated dose of Sandra Lee’s particular brand of insanity sauce:

Whoah-and-three-quarters, y’all.  Much of this video’s genius, admittedly, is in the editing.  It’s so perfectly executed that you begin to suspect that Sergei Eisenstein, the father of montage theory himself, would have kind words for the work displayed above.  That is, if he was still alive.  Or a zombie.

That all said, it doesn’t change the fact that Sandra Lee sounds like she might kill her parents with those incredible foodgasms she’s having.  Nor does it change the fact she really loves her cocktail time, and it certainly doesn’t change the fact the only thing she loves more than cocktail time is saying the world delicious.   Maybe I’m just gravitating to the magnetic pull of her feathered hair, or perhaps it’s something in the way that she says paprika, but all I know for certain is that she’s captivated the heart of this homo.  She’s giving Paula Deen a serious run in the favorite-food-lady department, and I think we know what this means:


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FIGHT FOR MY (entirely platonic) LOVE!!!  Oh, and while you’re at it:

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Thanks, ladies!  That is all.

Much love to Dana for finding this video.

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4 Responses

  1. Best. Post. Ever.

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  2. ha! Sandra Lee is a 45 yr old divorced man’s solution to not subscribing to the playboy channel, right?

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    • Different strokes for different folks, I guess?

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  3. […] made from lemonade, heavy cream, and vodka is a probably not a good idea because that woman is an unstoppable freight train of batshit craziness fueled by tablescapes and liquid delicious (booze).  This isn’t a bad thing, just a thing that means she’s going to have to learn this […]

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