Benjamin made a promise to review every track off No Line on the Horizon, one a day, leading up to the official release on March 3. Whoopsies! Unfortunately, he can’t write about music for a damn as he studied film; it’s all “chiming Edge guitar” this and “propulsive rhythm by Larry and Adam” that, blah blah BLECH. Instead, he’s embraced the new-found experimentation that U2 has clearly found: why review when you can haiku? So put on your crazy boots, ‘cos here comes the next round:
I don’t know if it’s the lack of sleep (because Oscar parties in Washington Heights when you have to still travel back home to Brooklyn will do that to you) or what, but these damn haikus are wearing me out. Curses to my blog promise! Ugh. Let’s get this done with:
Whatever. I’m clearly Blogster the Grouch right now. Let’s all go to bed. G’night.
Tomorrow is “I’ll Go Crazy if I Don’t Go Crazy Tonight.”
As always, you can stream No Line on the Horizon on U2’s Myspace, so you can hear of which I haiku.