It’s About Lunchtime; Here’s Something Haunt Your Nightmares

Ruh-roh.  Looks like somebody laced the Denny’s ad team’s cocaine with some LSD! 

I for one know that I’m totally off pancakes for the next month.  And probably off Denny’s for infinity.  That is no nannerpuss; that thing is a swamp monster.  A swamp monster with a frustratingly catchy jingle that indubitably plays on loop in Hell.  

Oh, by the way: you’re welcome.

Thanks, Gawker.

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