If anyone can explain to me how in the world Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale movie could conceivably not be the best Christmas movie of all time, I’d love to sit through their Powerpoint presentation plumbing the depths of that argument, because I’m just not buying it. I mean, we all know I love me some batshit crazy, and this movie looks like it’s bringing the crazy like an extra-large stocking overstuffed with spades. How can we possibly lose? Oh, that’s right: WE CAN’T. And don’t take my obviously biased and ofttimes hyperbolic word for it. Do yourself a favor and bathe your eyeballs in the glorious insanity of the Rare Exports trailer:
Let’s Build the Ultimate Netflix Queue of Insanity! I Need Netflix Suggestions, STAT!!!
April 30, 2009
A bit over a year ago I finally started making use of my Netflix account after I realized I had the same copy of In the Mood for Love for an embarrassingly long amount of time. I sent it off, updated my account, and got to work on crafting a queue that’d constantly keep me excited about what was coming next in the mail. No such freakin’ luck.
The first problem with Netflix, it should be noted, is that there’s just too much selection for a person like me. I struggle making decisions at a Starbucks, let alone a Blockbuster, so Netflix is a bonafide nightmare. My logical response? Put everything in the queue.
Movies I saw once at Virgin Megastore that piqued my interest for two seconds? In the queue. That one movie with that one actress from several years ago that got reasonably decent reviews? In the queue. Netflix’s suggestion on something I might like when I put another suggestion of theirs in my queue after I selected a movie with Julianne Moore? You guessed it: in the queue.
Needless to say, I had a full queue–yes, 500 selections–within three days. Because I’m ridiculous. And, quite naturally, within a few months time I’d gone from voracious DVD consumption to my standard “Whoops, I still have that, don’t I?” mode.
Looks Like BAM’s Giving us a Danish Delight
March 16, 2009
No, not the pastry, though that’d be perfectly acceptable as well. They’re doing a retrospective on Danish filmmaker Carl Theodor Dreyer, so they’re feeding our minds instead of our tummies. Pastries would certainly make this retrospective complete, but still, let’s get excited! There’s live piano accompaniment for the silent films (!), a movie about homo things (!!!), and Vampyr (squeee!!!).
Vampyr can’t really be described as a movie in the traditional sense; it’s more like a 75-minute version of the video from The Ring. Or a really bad, Gothic-themed shroom trip in black and white. Trust me, those are compliments. Here’s a clip to illustrate what I’m talking about:
Amazing. I recognize this’ll probably come off as the most ludicrous statement of the day as it lands somewhere between being totally nerdy and totally pretentious, and YouTube is a poor substitute for seeing a movie on the big screen (or even on DVD), but how Dreyer moves his camera through space is really something else. And that something else is totally brilliant.
There’s absolutely no excuse to not get yourself to BAM at some point for at least one of the screenings, unless you’re not in NYC. Or you have a deathly allergy to good things. Then it’s acceptable. Otherwise, go to a bakery, buy some danishes, and get your butt over to BAM. You can make it a Danish-and-Danish-Film Extravaganza.
Now wouldn’t that just be delicious?