Seeing as it’s no secret over at this little corner of the interwebs that I love me some Harry Potter (interpret that as you will), I’ll spare you a voluminous amount of word vomit now that there’s a trailer for the concluding chapter of the film series, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2. Suffice it to say, I’m not ready for it to be over (obviously), and I don’t know how I feel about the whole 3-D thing (can you blame me?), but whatever! I’m still so excited! How excited? Keep-me-away-from-your-birthday-cake excited! What? This kid knows what I’m talking about:
Nobody Puts Baby in a Horner’s Official Response to the Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 Trailer
April 28, 2011
(It’s okay; it’s not lethal. The one symptom to look out for, however, is prolific blog writing and subsequent abuse of your best friend’s offer to guest write for his blog. That can be deadly!)
Hello fellow Hornerites! Welcome to my first guest column for “NPBiaH.” I’m Parker, and I could tell you a bit about myself, but I’d rather just jump right into the proverbial fire.
In the summer of 2005, when George Lucas was wrapping up his Star Wars hot mess and four teen girls were sharing a pair of pants on the big screen, the biggest blockbuster was not in theatres across the country but rather in bookshops across the world. No, this is not hyperbole. This was, at the time, the largest release of a book, ever, brought to the world courtesy of one J.K. Rowling. The penultimate book in her Harry Potter series benefited from a six-month pre-release hype, with bookstores promising to remain open until after midnight so that they could meet fans’ demand of devouring the book before anyone could possibly spoil it. The enigmatic title (Who, or what, is the Half-Blood Prince? What will this mean for Harry?) met speculation, along with the perennial unanswered questions that run throughout the book (Will Hermione finally snog Ron? Will there be more Quidditch? When will the final battle occur? Will there be another large death in this book? From, you know, an actual MAIN character this time? Will Hedwig remain my favorite character, despite my hatred of birds? Will Oliver Wood finally pop off the page and profess his love for me?). From this point on in my review, put on your SPOILER glasses (AKA, don’t read anything after the jump if you have not read Half Blood Prince!)