Pandemonium has struck!
ANYWAYS, the last time we checked in on ABC Family’s The Secret Life of the American Teen, dear reader and occasional contributor Shmathan brought to our attention the latest scientific findings in the dangers of incredible sex. Since then, however, Shmathan has left left for the far more lucrative world of corporate law. It is sad, yes, but blog life must go on. My point is that sometimes in life, things change. But you know what hasn’t changed? The fact that The Secret Life of the American continues to look really terrible. See, for example, Bristol Palin’s ACTING debut: