I can wrap my head around a lot of things. Like this Barbie, for example:
Black Canary is a DC superhero, so a Barbie for nerds makes sense, but I’d rather pretend that this is actually an homage to Marianne Faithfull in The Girl on a Motorcycle. Whatever works.
I can also understand the below video’s existence insofar as I guess it’s a relatively normal thing to make Barbies have sex. It’s a rather harmless way of exploring sexual relations and identity in your developmental years. Puberty, with all its changes and urges and general confusion, is a total bitch; so if making your Barbies have sex is a safe and comfortable way to make sense of your burgeoning sexuality, then by all means go right ahead.
Nevertheless, this isn’t that sort of thing.
This is a full on six-minute narrative, replete with duplicitous behavior, man whoring, and catfights. The unprecedented levels of batshit insanity surrounding this video’s very existence will blow your mind on multiple occasions, but it’s nevertheless totally worth watching. ”Slut Barbie” is very much real, debatably not safe for work, and absolutely profound. PREPARE YOURSELF: