The question isn’t “Who would want a picture of Betty Draper Francis and a bowl of sausage gravy?” No no, the question is “Who wouldn’t?”
Archive for the ‘Random Things’ Category
In Honor of Betty Draper Francis, Here’s a New Ben & Jerry’s Flavor
April 5, 2012
And it’s called “Bugle Bombshell.” Sadly, though, this best idea food baby is but a tease from Tauntr.com (that name, so apt right now!), because I’m all too certain I’d otherwise throw on my favorite eating dress (the salmon–mmm, salmon–number with the pom poms) and nom nom nom the f*ck out of it. Betty Draper/Francis eating [...]
Good Luck With That One…
April 4, 2012
Sure, we’ve all at some point wanted to read an article about ladies who spell “I Heart Ryan Gosling” with a silent ”vagina,” but I don’t know if this intrepid reporter’s going to get anywhere using a Craigslist post. Ryan Gosling is the internet’s #1 crush, and besides, everybody knows Craigslist is for rim jobs, Inception style. [...]
Betty Draper Also Loves Ice Cream
April 2, 2012
F***ck, and I do so love the way Betty Draper loves her ice cream. Bugles are out! Ice cream sundaes are in! Betty, stop bogarting the sundaes! Much love to leo & television for this one.
Betty Draper Loves Eating Bugles
April 2, 2012
Goodbye, other Mad Men GIFs. Yes, you’re all amazing in your own special ways, but only one GIF can be my spirit animal, and Betty Draper nom nom nomming on Bugles ’til the end of the interwebs is that GIF. Much love to Max Silvestri’s tumblr (by way of his Twitter) for this one.
This Is the Best Team Peeta Sign
March 28, 2012
To give some context (though I ask you: does this picture really need context?), when Conan O’Brien asked Josh Hutcherson what was the craziest sign he saw on the publicity tour for The Hunger Games, this was Hutcherson’s answer: Hahahahaha, PERFECT. (Insert obligatory boy with the bread’s baguette jokes here, obviously.) You know, when it comes to [...]
Come for the Worcestershire, Stay for the Cake: It’s Nobody Puts Baby in a Horner’s Third Birthday!
February 3, 2012
It’s been three whole years since I first broke blog ground (with a post about Worcestershire sauce, no less), so it seems only necessary to mark this most special occasion with a video about both the history and making of Worcestershire sauce. It’s as fascinating as much as it now makes perfect sense why I [...]
In Honor of 30 Rock Returning to TV: Here’s a Picture of Tina Fey and a Homeless Man
January 6, 2012
Whatever the situation behind this is, it only reaffirms that Tina Fey is the best. Taking a moment to pose with the rest of us? (Aka, those not responsible for writing Mean Girls and 30 Rock.) Clearly, the best. (And seriously, I’ve been reading Bossypants, and she really is the absolute best. I’m welcome to [...]
An Excellent New York Times Correction About My Little Pony
January 5, 2012
Well, everything about this is the best. Obviously. For starters, this correction is positively adorable. If it hasn’t already, somebody should option this, because I’d pay to see the unabashedly twee indie rom com inspired by this correction, even though the high concept pitch reads like a waking nightmare (“It’s A Beautiful Mind meets Garden State meets [...]
Paula Deen Has Some Words for Regina George
October 5, 2011
And so Paula Deen decreed: YOU CAN’T SIT WITH US! Much love to B. Lo for this one.
