Laaadieees, have you ever wished your muff tasted like an oral…Mex buffet? Of course you have
n’t, BUT LET’S PRETEND:
Especially spicy fajita, girlfriend. And thanks to Vagine Cuisine, now your Down South can taste truly South of the Border! OLÉ!
Sure, a snoochamagooch tasting like “creamy eggs benedict” or “spicy fajita” is most likely a sign of infection, but Vagine Cuisine’s so utterly batshit an idea that I still wish this was a real relic of advertising. Like from some 1980s “marital aide specialist.” Or that neighborhood hussy who thought a bagful of dildos was an “open-minded” Tupperware party. Oh, if only!
Much love to Buzzfeed for this one.