Artist: Jason Mecier
Title: Nomi Licking Pole
Medium: Red Vines
Canonical Status: Move the f*ck over, Countess Luann. Sure, I might not have the Art History cred necessary to recap an episode Bravo’s Work of Art, but I’m pretty certain this here’s a new contender for the Single Greatest Artistic Achievement of the 21st Century. Rarely has the world’s most pristine
whore/dancer/muse been rendered more scrumptious than a stripper pole. Also, it doesn’t suck, which the same can’t be said that burrito your roommate bought you to celebrate you buying a dress from Versayce Versace. Whatever. The point is that you can’t stop putting things in your mouth (that’s what she said), and you CAN put this in your mouth once you’re done putting its gorgeousness in your face. Like I said, Single Greatest Artistic Achievement of the 21st Century.
Though as always, Showgirls remains the Single Greatest Artistic Achievement of All Time. Isn’t that right, long-irrelevant internet meme?