There’s a part of me that loves that this video is an actual news story that aired on television. It’s safe to say that the vampires will sparkle a little brighter in New Moon this weekend because we live in a world that understands the newsworthiness of one tranny stealing another tranny’s wig:
Most of me, though, loves how she gives such great bitchface even when she’s using her ninja focus and lighting-fast thief mittens to get that wig. Miss Brazil 2009 most certainly does NOT want to get in front of that queen while going down a flight of stairs. It can only end with a Nomi Malone.
You can toast DListed for this little slice of fabulous.