While I’d love to be an intrepidly productive fellow and drop a full Watchmen review right now, another week of work is quickly encroaching upon us, which mean this lil’ lady needs some rest. Also, there really is simply so much to say about that movie. It’s quite possibly even more ridiculous than I’d imagined. In the mean time, though, I’ll let the saucy, sauced words of Carla Gugino take us into the next week. Take it away, Ms. Crazy Pants:
Seriously, that is one fierce bitch, and her terrible old-lady make-up and ridicu-hairdo can only be fully appreciated on the big screen. I’m also not sure that anybody told her, but Watchmen is a comic book movie, not Dynasty: The Movie.
Don’t think I’m complaining, though. If Hollywood expanded that one scene into the basis for a sitcom, I’d be their number one fan. So get to it, Hollywood! I demand more boozy Carla Gugino in fright-lady make-up. MORE!!!